Aren’t cliches about love gross? They make me want to barf. Here are a couple of gross cliches that are super disgusting.
1. When you know you know
It is strange and just a little unnerving to realize that we didn’t totally know each other when we got engaged. I have learned a lot of things about Scott since being married, for example that he is planning on giving his son his middle name, which is Eugene. This was not exactly in my plan, but strangely the more time goes I think it is the name all cute boys should have.
2. Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Sometimes I miss him while I’m at work. Yuck.
3. Marriage is waking up next to your best friend
We never really want to hang out with people. Partly because we are curmudgeons, partly because we’re jerks, but maybe also because we just like each other?
4. Love is blind
Once he told me it was “a beauty zit.”
5. Laughter is the best medicine
Sometimes I get mad and then he makes me laugh, which makes me more mad because I wanted to be mad. He is super manipulative like that.
6. I thought I loved you then
I like him so much more now.
7. Timing is everything
Scott and I both agree it would not have worked out for us had we met nine years ago while living in neighboring dorms. I had dark brown hair as the result of a very poor decision and am also sure I could not have fit into his pants.
8. Nice guys finish last
JUST KIDDING, THIS ONE IS FALSE. I MARRIED A NICE GUY AND IT’S THE BEST!
9. We were meant for each other
It’s as gross as it is true. Here’s to another year of eating my words.